I'm Not a Hot Mess T-shirt

Bright, playful, and just a little bit sassy — this garment-dyed tee brings cartoon charm and bold color to everyday wear. A flirty Highland cow with a polka-dot bandana peers out from a ring of stylized flames, under the cheeky line: “I’m not a hot mess — I’m a spicy disaster.” The heavyweight, garment-dyed cotton softens with each wash while keeping that lived-in color and textured finish. Relaxed fit and durable double-needle stitching mean it wears like an old favorite from day one. Slip it on for market mornings, backyard cookouts, or casual nights when you want to wink at chaos instead of hide from it.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — pre-shrunk and heavyweight for lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
- Double-needle stitched seams and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability and clean lines
- Relaxed fit available in sizes S–4XL with sewn-in label and 58 color choices
- 6.1 oz/yd² heavyweight fabric that holds vibrant screenprint details

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean